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Mick Bolton's avatar

Brilliant as always Daniel!

Starmer:''I was just following orders. My own orders admittedly but orders are orders and I had no choice but to obey myself or I could have ended up in the Lib Dems'' ... ''My Dissociative identity disorder has been my saviour''

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Jupplandia's avatar

Thanks Mick. 😀😀

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PJ Ford's avatar

That piece should be Starmer's obituary notice. Bravo!

I feel we've got a few more years to go though before we see the end of him and our country's other abusers.

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Jupplandia's avatar

Thanks, and sadly yes. It’s hard to think of any level of disaster that would cause him to quit. Ousted by party rivals is possible, but this far out from a GE very unlikely.

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Bruce Miller's avatar

On the other hand, loyal British citizens could end his reign of terror right quick......

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Jeremy Poynton's avatar

And yes, sociopaths are ALWAYS the victims

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Caroline Gane's avatar

Wow!

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Stuffysays's avatar

But you've got to ask yourself - who gives a flying fuck about the abuser/abused in this instance? He was just asking for it wasn't he? So let him wallow in the filth because he deserves it . Neither the abuser nor the abused would recognise Sincerity if it walked up and slapped them in the face.

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Brett Hyland's avatar

It’s not too late for Him to take suicide-saving puberty blockers.

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Jeremy Poynton's avatar

Sociopaths can shed their skin at the drop of a hat.

As we are witnessing.

The real queston is - who the fuck does he think believes a word he says.

Other than himself, obviously

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kay's avatar

He always sounded so convincingly sincere!

That was delightful writing, as usual.

I wonder if a few more people will start to see the light?

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Jupplandia's avatar

Thanks Kay. One of the things that amazes me is how obvious these types are. Blair was utterly unconvincing, Starmer is even more obviously a soulless, robotic fraud.

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kay's avatar

Biden couldn't string two sentences together and every Democrat in Congress says exactly the same thing about any given subject. It's a global phenomenon.

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PM's avatar

Wonder how Jupp really feels about

"Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow".

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William Viergever's avatar

TITLE-OF-THE-DAY!!!!

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Carl Nelson's avatar

It's a real Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde phenom.

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John Rawlins's avatar

Nobody follows that route without some belief in all he has done except perhaps a weak politician without conscience, moral fibre or strong belief... and now he is at the top, floundering with no common sense or good judgement. He's powerful as PM, not understanding the damage he's done, whilst a weak person individually because of his lack of spine & conviction, so he won't ever resign either. The UK has a serious problem... Starmer & his front bench.

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Microscopium's avatar

Awesome.

" Won't somebody think of the cretin"

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Jupplandia's avatar

Thanks 😀😀

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Brook Acklom's avatar

By taking all the bribes he proved he was a spineless dishonest bastard from the start.

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Andrew Marsh's avatar

Well, this was interesting. Another view of Two Tier Keir.

Oddly, no spine was mentioned.

It this entirely missing from both forms of Keir?

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Gary Edwards's avatar

Amusing if it wasn't true.

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